myheadislostintheclouds:

lordmeowdemort:

platypusplayhere:

when in doubt slap His ass

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

gaaramutual:

ppl take blocking so seriously. i block ppl every day. ppl ive never interacted with. they make a dumb comment on someone elses post and i block em. prevent any future encounters!

jaaku-frost:

edwinrys:

hauntedmech:

A female character who is a cold, relentless leader, always pragmatic, and able to make whatever hard decisions need to be made in order to ensure success and survival, tremendously skilled and devastatingly efficient at her job, tragically terrible at being overtly nice to people, who is also not evil and is still fundamentally a good person.

The Moral of This Post is: No matter how genius  your idea is, Hiromu Arakawa probably already did it, and she did it better than you could ever hope to.

silverhawk:

ive said it before & i’ll say it again: these are good. no room for debate.

stealthflower:

feynites:

squidong:

cardozzza:

platovevo:

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

captainignis:

captainsuckass:

ren-of-rationality:

heyyitsinky:

en-shaedn:

kasaron:

glitchlight:

glitchlight:

glitchlight:

theres a big martian dust storm rn and its not clear if opportunity will survive

sci fi writers: humans dont care about robots

me, crying: OPPORTUNITY HONEY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

Important clarification 

1)  Mars Rovers have to run heaters constantly (especially at night) because Mars is cold and they have sensitive electronics.  Opportunity has had to shut down its heater because it hasn’t been able to draw enough power over the past few weeks; the danger is that Opportunity may not survive the few days its expected for the dust storm to clear up. The other currently operating rover, Curiosity is younger and has more advanced panels, batteries, and, most importantly, an onboard RTG (tl;dr: nuclear power source) that means dust storms aren’t as threatening to it. Opportunity has some radioactive heaters too, but they’re older, smaller, and have less power output. It’s survived dust storms in the past but every one is always a risk.

and 2)

THEIR OFFICIAL TWITTER CALLS IT OPPY, OPPY I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! 

This is why I constantly say the whole trope of “robots as slaves to humans” and all that is bullshit because the instant one of our cute idiot mechanical children is in danger we have a goddamn conniption, even WITHOUT AI. 

Oppy has stopped responding as of last night (it’s currently Wednesday, June 13, 2018). There is some hope that he will recharge when the dust storm passes, but that’s going to take a while

In a press conference last week, NASA officials said they expect Opportunity will survive the dust storm. Without a steady supply of sunlight, the biggest risk for Opportunity would be freezing in the Martian cold. But it’s almost Martian summer at Opportunity’s location, and temperatures are not expected to dip below the danger level, NASA officials have said.

@captainignis

G O O D

osterfields:

osterfields:

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

mess

rare-drop:

sushinfood:

chana5174:

skeleslime-phantom:

sushinfood:

skeleslime-phantom:

sushinfood:

skeleslime-phantom:

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
DISRESPECT MY MINTS

“m i n t s u c k”

YOU HAVE MADE THIS SO MUCH WORSE FOR EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY ME

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

haha people look hes actually southern

screamingfrenchfries:

officialfennec:

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

this post is my life wow

emospritelet:

xenosagaepisodeone:

my dad is the mc for my cousins wedding and him and my mom are doing some “marriage is the end…..am I right fellas?!” Type banter for the audience but then my grandpa gets up in the middle of it and yells “no!!! You have to be nice to your wife all the time!!! All the time!!”

Grandpa knows where it’s at

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

the bar: *is literally on the fucking ground*

an unnecessary and rather horrifying amount of men: 

fullten:

If you’re in that kind of depression where everything is blurry and days blend into one another, taking a lot of photos of positive things might help. If your pet does something cute, you ate something good, got a high score, you cleaned your room, the weather was nice… I’m not saying this will fix your depression, it’s just a good reminder that you are in fact living regardless of the depression distorting your memory and making your past seem like fog of sadness and nothing else.

jazzynicole04:

SO BASICALLY, MENTAL ILLNESSES ARE BUY ONE, GET ANOTHER FIVE OR MORE FREE. GREAT. DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT?

clearbrowgel:

mysteriousbloodpyramid:

the left claims to be “accepting” and “tolerant” but when a la croix enjoyer asks for some simple respect we see the truth!

la croix is the definition of capitalist decadence like let’s take all of our hoarded resources to make a shitty half-step between sparkling water and Febreze

spartanlocke:

immortals in every other media: what a cursed existence mine is…never aging, never dying..while the world around me rots…when will i know death’s sweet release…
immortals in destiny: HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN LAUNCH MY CORPSE

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

travis and justin leave MBMBaM and it gets rebranded to just “Me”

tainbocuailnge:

tainbocuailnge:

death of a bachelor is a good song

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

kirkvvall:

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

3 times

fluffychesnut:

ratasticratster:

fluffychesnut:

Hey fellas all this “lookin like a snack” talk is just Vore normalization.

hey op do you accept constructive criticism on your posts?

The truth does not need criticism.

darth-zash:

probablybadrpgideas:

The final boss breaks the fourth wall by directly calling out the players

#‘we are here to cleanse the world of your evil!’ #‘how are you going to do that if you can’t even clean your bathroom sarah’ (via @elucubrare)